Open Letter To Organisers of My Coke Zero Fest, SA.

Dear organisers of My Coke Zero Fest,

You're All FIRED.

1. The name of your fest sucks ass. Sure, its sponsored by Coke Zero, but to use it in the name? Fuckheads!
You're Fired!

2. Your line up of acts suck ass. Collectively. Do you know anything about music?
You're Fired!

3. One Stage? How fucking selfish can you be? Golden Circle? at ZAR800 per person ($100 )? WTF?
You're Fired

4. Your advertising campaign sucks ass. Why are you using old songs by the artists?
You're Fired!

Next year, I'll organise the ALL NEW SUPER AWESOME FESTIVAL OF INTERNATIONAL BANDS and I know it will ROCK!
Think of it, if you will, as the South African version of Projekt Revolution.

Catch a fucking wake up!

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

Now get the fuck out of my music industry.

Thank you,

Tygermine